The Prototype.

He's tall...
but not so tall me makes me short...
and less like a supermodel standing next to him.

To him "the love that consumes"
has but one meaning. God.

He doesn't mistake my lack of slang...
for a lack of swagger.

He can completely ignore me while watching Sports Center...
...but never forgets to make me feel like the only girl in the room when the game goes off.

He won't expect me to make him my WORLD,
...nor will he campaign to be the center of mine.

He hates my favorite football team...
...just so we have a reason to fight.

He eats responsibly,
...but isn't mad when he finds my secret stash of captain crunch...
...He knows to buy his own box. :-)

He sees through girls who claim to "love" porn. Girl stop! Lol

He works out...
...but he isn't so rock hard, that I can't make his beer belly my makeshift pillow.

He loves sports, and this is a MUST.
I believe it's a fact: that men who appreciate winning, also appreciate a prize of a woman when they see one. Believe.

He will watch romantic dramas with me...
and pretend he didn't already have to watch "The Notebook" with his last girlfriend.

He only compares me to OTHER women...
to tell me how they'll NEVER compare.

He cooks.
...probably better than me
...but will never admit it.

He'll let me spoil him, and never take it for granted...
...cause he KNOWS how lucky he is to have my undivided attention.

He brags to all his friends how he's dating "the coolest chic in the world. If I weren't dating her she'd be my best friend."

He doesn't have to LOVE pro wrestling...but he can never call it "fake" when I'm in ear range.

He won't tell me how much he hates girls who wear make up,
then oggle over an airbrushed picture of Kim Kardashian.

In fact, he won't ever tell me what he doesn't like.
...if it makes me feel good, he loves it.

He knows it takes Pinky AND the Brain to take over the world...
...He knows that in the relationship, I'm the Brain though.

He only plays xbox with his kids.
He watches hours of espn...
but never, I repeat never...
plays video games with other grown men.

Unless it's wii sports and I can play first. :-)

He won't forget how beautiful he thought I was in the beginning...
...before the novelty wore off...
...it always wears off.

BUT
... he won't base he interest in me on astetics alone,
... he intends to love me even once it all falls down.

He is a dreamer like me.

High school is not the highlight of his life...
I will NEVER marry Al Bundy.

He has great style,
but never tries too hard.

He never grabs the back fat roll under my bra strap...
and never holds my love handles... Unless I tell him too.

He doesn't try to justify R.Kelly ever being in my iPod...ever.

If he has kids...
...he never refers to thier mother as his "bm" or any variation of the term baby momma.
Ever.

He reads.
...not so much that he tries to over analysize everything.

He doesn't think dinner and a movie is too much to ask.
...Even in the middle of a work day.

He knows I'm a pain in the neck...
...but that I'll always massage it out if he really deserves it.

When I get an attitude he stops entertaining me till I get my mind right...
...But he won't forget to get right back.

He knows he'll never "get me" but...
...he will enjoy every second of trying.

He won't get mad if I ask him what he's thinking about.
When he says "nothing"...
He STILL won't get mad when I ask him:
"But...how can you not be thinking about ANYTHING!?"

He won't expect to get the best of me...
...he understands I've yet to discover it.

If you think I'm asking for too much then you underestimate my patience.
I've already spent a lifetime settling for less.